| arihant |
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| Posted on 17/02/2009 (1 Year ago) |
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| Aamir - Hey! Who are you?
Ghajini - wait for 15 minutes!
Aamir - Hey! Who are you?
Ghajini - wait for 15 minutes!
Aamir - Hey! Who are you?
Ghajini - wait for 15 minutes!
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| Siddiqi |
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| Posts : 54 |
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| Posted on 18/02/2009 (1 Year ago) |
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| ''I’m getting a divorce,'' said Jack to his mate, Bill. ‘The wife hasn’t spoken with me for six months.''
Bill thought for a moment and then replied,’ Just make sure you know what you’re doing, Jack. Wives like that are hard to find'' |
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| Siddiqi |
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| Posted on 20/02/2009 (1 Year ago) |
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| After the doctor gives the patient his diagnosis, the patient says; “Can I have a second opinion?
The doctor says; “Sure. Come back tomorrow.” |
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| Siddiqi |
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| Posted on 05/03/2009 (1 Year ago) |
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Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
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Because there were so many knights! |
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| Siddiqi |
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| Posted on 01/05/2009 (10 Months ago) |
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Two convicts were sitting on their cot in a jail cell. One says to the
other, "I hear you’re getting out
in a few days. Tell me something are
you going straight, or are you going back into politics?"
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| arihant |
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| Posted on 04/05/2009 (10 Months ago) |
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Two cannibals are eating a slow roasted comedian and one says to the other,
"Does this taste funny to you?"
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| Posted on 16/07/2009 (8 Months ago) |
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| Two atoms are walking down the street. One says to the other, I've lost a proton. The other one says "Are you sure?" The first atom says "I'm positive!"
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| Siddiqi |
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| Posted on 21/07/2009 (8 Months ago) |
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A
man calls his wife through an !dea mobile.
But
the call goes to another woman.
They
talked for hours, loved & got married.
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Moral: an !dea can change ur wife |
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| Posted on 22/07/2009 (8 Months ago) |
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| What an idea...siddiqi ji !!! |
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| Posted on 27/09/2009 (5 Months ago) |
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| Has the idea made you walk or simply talk ???? |
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